Engrish & Funny Typos

I know California is close to the bottom of the best-educated states but this is just ridiculous! This picture was taken on a California highway in LA county. Maybe it’s time to start focusing more of those tax “dallors” on education. Oh wait! You guys are bankrupt aren’t you? Haha, maybe next year, eh.

Submitted by Dana Bashor.

Is a hmes a person, place or thing? I hope it is a person. Hmes would be a cool race of people, don’t you think.

submitted by Paige

I took this picture in a tourist attraction in Aruba… I couldn’t contain my laughter.

How does one clim stairs? Engrish always provides a laugh.

submitted by  Nathan

Taken outside the Port Orange, Florida police department. Shouldn’t there be a class for the world to take on how to use the apostrophe?

submitted by Fred

It’s hard to say and it is hard to spell. But, come on, people! It’s for charity! Would the American Cancer Society Approve. And you just know a student probably did this. Oh, how I weep for the United States.

Submitted by Shirley S.

While the “K” in Kandy and in Korner are intentionally typos, the resulting acronym probably was not. I guess racist children with a sweet tooth know where to go.

Employee’s Must wash there hands before returning to work!

Wow, a double score found at a Burger King in Florida. We get the wrong use for an apostrophe and the wrong “there”.

submitted by Harlan

Where do I begin with this one?

Jack of all traits… traits? Is that how the saying goes?

“Though I cant hang any fancy diploma on my wall…” or even hang a fancy apostrophe on a contraction…

Can a person even be a self-proclaimed muse? My brain hurts just thinking about that one.

There are lots more. You can find the site here: http://www.jaqx.net/

submitted by Nell

Thought this was a pretty funny sign.

Is it common to get free relatives when buying furniture? This yard sale sign makes it seem so. What do you need to buy to get free siblings?

submitted by Melissa

CHECK OUT THE ENGRISH PACKAGING! They misspell alarm?! Haha. And wouldn’t the proper conjugation be “Angel Of Protection”, anyway? We say “Angel Of Death”, not “Angel Of Dying” or “Angel Of Killing”.

by Rev. Xanatos Satanicos Bombasticos

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