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This place must be in the south where the letter “g” has been abolished at the end of present participles.

This place must be in the south where the letter “g” has been abolished at the end of present participles.

I don’t care what comes with it, spas filled with poo are difficult selling points.

Foul-lane in first paragraph. Wow, the editors are getting oh-so lazy. Some of these graphics, I tell ya, make me want to lock myself in prison and throw away the key. I feel like I’m no longer fit to live on a planet where people misuse our grammar in such egregious ways. Go on, build a holding cell and fence me in. I would rather remain in a cell for the rest of my natural life then face the harsh reality of living in a nightmare world where people make spelling and grammatical mistakes constantly.

For $600 it should wash your clothes too. Or Bed, Bath & Beyond has really raised their prices.
Submitted by Michele O.
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