Engrish & Funny Typos

Well, I feel much safer already. All bars should have a CPR kid. How many lives could be saved?

Submitted by Michael, who writes:

Do you suppose they keep a specially trained youngster behind the bar to perform CPR when needed?

I can understand this when typing, but when you are putting up the letters one by one, this is just inexcusable.

I usually get my lunch at a mobile kitchen anyway.