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Posted on August 27, 2012 by admin

I assume that by keeping you best on what looks to be a water advertisement, they are saying to keep yourself healthy, or at your best. I appreciate their concern but would appreciate a proofreader for such advertisements as well.

Possessive Woes 0

Posted on August 26, 2012 by admin

employees

This store apparently only has one employee.

My question is, to which singular possession does this sign refer?  Are we talking about this employee’s only door?  Will we find the employee’s only break room, or only toilet inside?

By Rachel

Sign at Wells Fargo Branch 3

Posted on August 17, 2012 by admin

photo

We saw this sign at the New Smyrna Beach Wells Fargo bank.  Obviously, this is a violation of subject-verb agreement.

From the “Japan Hotel Association” 3

Posted on August 14, 2012 by admin

Normally, quotations around a word in English like this imply double meanings. I feel badly for this hotel for unknowingly making their cautionary request into a joke.

Poo Spa Sign Typo 1

Posted on August 06, 2012 by admin

poo spa Econolodge sign typo

I’m not sure that spa is the best thing to relax in. Maybe it is more for aroma therapy? Nah.

You Brake, You Buy Typo 0

Posted on July 26, 2012 by admin

You Break You Buy

Don’t stop, not even for this amazing typo. If you do stop (brake), you are going to have to buy. Feel free to smash anything you like, that’s okay with them.

And our infamous you’re vs your typo also rears its ugly head.

submitted by Paula

Got Far Wood 1

Posted on July 24, 2012 by admin

Got Far Wood Typo

The attached photo was taken on Rt 30 heading into Pittsburgh. I thought I read the sign wrong when I first drove by, so I turned around to double check. I couldn’t pass up such a great photo!

submitted by Shirley

My Go Jail? 0

Posted on July 19, 2012 by admin

Thanks to Afro Squad, providing funny content every day.

Keep off the gate! your go jail

Keep off the gate! your go Jail

Well, that is well said. Any warning from an illiterate should be taken seriously.

Attention Customer’s 1

Posted on July 12, 2012 by admin

Can’t we just say we give up and let people use apostrophes however they wish. Or should I say let them use apostrophe’s however they wish.

submitted by Travis

Hand Wash with a Happy Ending! 0

Posted on June 28, 2012 by admin

hand-wash-hand-job

Hand Wash Sign – The best hand job in the Bronx!

I’m not sure if this is a sign for a car wash or brothel, but either way you’ll probably come out smiling!



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