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Well, this probably isn’t going to be the prettiest cemetery, but at least it will be free of perennial droppings and unsightly schrubs, whatever those are.

Well, this probably isn’t going to be the prettiest cemetery, but at least it will be free of perennial droppings and unsightly schrubs, whatever those are.

Good try, but I’m going to have to say no. Try again at the next venue.

What is thrash? How can I know if I’m dumping my thrash illegally if I don’t even know what it is?

What, proofreading isn’t a service that they offer? It’s probably for the best, then.

At least all of the proper letters are present and there aren’t any extras. There’s just a friendly game of Chinese fire drill being played.

The idea of an iceaxe sack that needs cleaning is a little worrisome, don’t you think?

Which is worse, that they misspelled garlic, or that they mislabeled red onions? Just to add to the situation, the garlic/onions are in a tomato bin.

Written in true Engrish spirit, the Queen Erizabeth rose!

I Don’t See Anything Wrong With This Sign, Do You? DIDN’T THINK SO.

How does one treat your car to a duel of exhausts? I feel bad when they run out of a certain letter and have to make do with something that makes others laugh at them. That’s my story about what happened here, and I’m sticking to it.
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