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Um, I get it, but I don’t 0

Posted on September 02, 2010 by admin

I’m really not sure what happened to this sign. Some part of  me doesn’t want to know, either. I sound two misspelled words, one homophone, and one instant of tense confusion. Did I miss anything?

Because once just wasn’t enough 0

Posted on August 31, 2010 by admin

What makes this such an amazing picture is that not only is their error posted once in huge bold letters, but it is everywhere else! How was this possible? They couldn’t even reach an agreement either, what with pie’s being possessive and burgers being pluralized. Again, the repetitive nature of this picture just screams out “Look! We’re incorrect grammar and we’re here forever!”

On a second thought, who thought pies and burgers?

Is delivery O.K. too? 0

Posted on August 26, 2010 by admin

Well, that’s good that you have permission to take their coffee off of the business premises. That, or that they are cool with coffee take out.

Read Post Humorous 1

Posted on August 24, 2010 by admin

I assume that by keeping you best on what looks to be a water advertisement, they are saying to keep yourself healthy, or at your best. I appreciate their concern but would appreciate a proofreader for such advertisements as well.

Sitting? Interesting…. 0

Posted on August 23, 2010 by admin

I don’t know about you, but the idea of feeling a bench is a new concept. Normally I don’t sit down with the expressed intent of feeling whatever it is that I’m sitting on, nor do I find it interesting. At least they’re polite.

Polite Typos 0

Posted on August 19, 2010 by admin

At least they use their manners when misspelling. You can almost forgive the lack of proofreading… Almost.

Horse Oil 0

Posted on August 18, 2010 by admin

2010 – Horses: Our next renewable fuel source

2015 – Horses: the majestic animals that were harvested to extinction

Engrish is right? 0

Posted on August 17, 2010 by admin

You know, it may seem like a typo, but in reality, they’re actually correct! Happy hour is typically form 4pm-7pm, and those who can do basic math can understand that 3 is more than 1 and therefore the word ‘hour’ in happy hour does in fact need an ‘s’ at the end. Score one point for Engrish!

No Right Turn for You! 0

Posted on August 16, 2010 by admin

Apparently, there is a prohibition against turning to the right, or right turns are holding a prohibition, depending on where you put the understood verb of your choice.

From the “Japan Hotel Association” 3

Posted on August 11, 2010 by admin

Normally, quotations around a word in English like this imply double meanings. I feel badly for this hotel for unknowingly making their cautionary request into a joke.



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