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The Grass is Smiling at You. Comments Off

Posted on October 25, 2013 by admin

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Of course it is. We love engrish!

Submitted by Mahrukh Z.

 

Sorry We Closed McDonald’s Sign 1

Posted on November 06, 2012 by admin

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Couldn’t they have used the apostrophe from McDonald’s and the “r” and the “e” from “drive-thru” to make a correct sentence?

I think the big dirt lot would have been a clue this restaurant was closed without the poorly written sign.

submitted by Tony H.

Horse Oil 1

Posted on November 04, 2012 by admin

2010 – Horses: Our next renewable fuel source

2015 – Horses: the majestic animals that were harvested to extinction

Engrish is right? 1

Posted on October 31, 2012 by admin

You know, it may seem like a typo, but in reality, they’re actually correct! Happy hour is typically form 4pm-7pm, and those who can do basic math can understand that 3 is more than 1 and therefore the word ‘hour’ in happy hour does in fact need an ‘s’ at the end. Score one point for Engrish!

Oh, I’ll make a call, alright 4

Posted on October 28, 2012 by admin

I Don’t See Anything Wrong With This Sign, Do You? DIDN’T THINK SO.

How drunk were they, I wonder 2

Posted on October 14, 2012 by admin

For those who want to know what this says without putting forth the effort of translating this mess, here is my best guess (with typos):

Council exchange *unintelligible* – I have a council stuido flat in Wallisdown own kitchen own bathroom intocom system on ground floor *unintelligible* quiet block of four *unintelligible* quiet astate pets allowed with permisson A big commual garden all fenced off If anyone would be intrested in swapping with me chan call on *number removed* I am looking to swap to Winton on Moondown on surrounding arears

How to Boil Water 1

Posted on October 02, 2012 by admin

Well, I thought that things like boiling water were pretty simple, and were even more simple when it came to a pot of water for a coffee maker but it would seem that I have been proven wrong. I do have a problem though with the run on sentence that they have going on. There needs to be at the very least a semicolon after the first independent clause.

Please do not foul the public with poor grammar 1

Posted on September 29, 2012 by admin

If I were an English teacher, I would have such a field day with the lack of proper punctuation in this paper.

Because once just wasn’t enough 2

Posted on September 14, 2012 by admin

What makes this such an amazing picture is that not only is their error posted once in huge bold letters, but it is everywhere else! How was this possible? They couldn’t even reach an agreement either, what with pie’s beingĀ possessiveĀ and burgers being pluralized. Again, the repetitive nature of this picture just screams out “Look! We’re incorrect grammar and we’re here forever!”

On a second thought, who thought pies and burgers?

New Sandwich: Tomoto, Egg, Bacon N Cheese Comments Off

Posted on September 04, 2012 by admin

Tomato Misspelling

Does anyone want to know what a tomoto is? Well, whatever it is, it must tasted great with eggs, bacon and cheese. Or would that be oggs, bocon and choose?

submitted by Karen



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