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I’m really not sure what happened to this sign. Some part of me doesn’t want to know, either. I sound two misspelled words, one homophone, and one instant of tense confusion. Did I miss anything?

I’m really not sure what happened to this sign. Some part of me doesn’t want to know, either. I sound two misspelled words, one homophone, and one instant of tense confusion. Did I miss anything?

What makes this such an amazing picture is that not only is their error posted once in huge bold letters, but it is everywhere else! How was this possible? They couldn’t even reach an agreement either, what with pie’s being possessive and burgers being pluralized. Again, the repetitive nature of this picture just screams out “Look! We’re incorrect grammar and we’re here forever!”
On a second thought, who thought pies and burgers?

Well, that’s good that you have permission to take their coffee off of the business premises. That, or that they are cool with coffee take out.

I assume that by keeping you best on what looks to be a water advertisement, they are saying to keep yourself healthy, or at your best. I appreciate their concern but would appreciate a proofreader for such advertisements as well.

I don’t know about you, but the idea of feeling a bench is a new concept. Normally I don’t sit down with the expressed intent of feeling whatever it is that I’m sitting on, nor do I find it interesting. At least they’re polite.

At least they use their manners when misspelling. You can almost forgive the lack of proofreading… Almost.

2010 – Horses: Our next renewable fuel source
2015 – Horses: the majestic animals that were harvested to extinction

You know, it may seem like a typo, but in reality, they’re actually correct! Happy hour is typically form 4pm-7pm, and those who can do basic math can understand that 3 is more than 1 and therefore the word ‘hour’ in happy hour does in fact need an ‘s’ at the end. Score one point for Engrish!

Apparently, there is a prohibition against turning to the right, or right turns are holding a prohibition, depending on where you put the understood verb of your choice.