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Openings in Infants – That’s gross! Comments Off

Posted on April 17, 2013 by admin

openings in infants typo

Which openings in the infants are they referring to?

Submitted by Nicole T.

Horse Oil 1

Posted on November 04, 2012 by admin

2010 – Horses: Our next renewable fuel source

2015 – Horses: the majestic animals that were harvested to extinction

How drunk were they, I wonder 2

Posted on October 14, 2012 by admin

For those who want to know what this says without putting forth the effort of translating this mess, here is my best guess (with typos):

Council exchange *unintelligible* – I have a council stuido flat in Wallisdown own kitchen own bathroom intocom system on ground floor *unintelligible* quiet block of four *unintelligible* quiet astate pets allowed with permisson A big commual garden all fenced off If anyone would be intrested in swapping with me chan call on *number removed* I am looking to swap to Winton on Moondown on surrounding arears

Colored forks and frorals make the date 1

Posted on September 07, 2012 by admin

Two signs in Korea, submitted by Amber W.

It took way too long to figure out what was being said in the first picture. As it turns out, and only because the picture was immensely helpful, they are asking that for your own safety, to remove the colored picks that hold the burger together before you eat the food. Wow. Luckily there’s a great concession trailer near where I work that has awesome burgers.

As for the froral shop? That is just sad. Does anyone ever tell people that their signs are misspelled?

Read Post Humorous 2

Posted on August 27, 2012 by admin

I assume that by keeping you best on what looks to be a water advertisement, they are saying to keep yourself healthy, or at your best. I appreciate their concern but would appreciate a proofreader for such advertisements as well.

Who you gonna call? Comments Off

Posted on August 21, 2012 by admin

Another user-submitted typo, taken from a video game review video. I’m not sure how many of you are familiar with The Angry Video Game Nerd or his review of all of the Ghostbuster’s video games. This particular selection was found in his review in which the AVGN went through and counted all of the mistakes found on this screen that you see after beating the game.

Submitted by Dylan R.

CPR Kid Available at the Bar 2

Posted on June 24, 2012 by admin

Well, I feel much safer already. All bars should have a CPR kid. How many lives could be saved?

Submitted by Michael, who writes:

Do you suppose they keep a specially trained youngster behind the bar to perform CPR when needed?

Johnny Rockets Pornographic Message 1

Posted on June 10, 2012 by admin


submitted by Heather Tadevic

Umm…Just take it to the dry cleaner’s. 4

Posted on May 11, 2012 by admin


Say What? WTF? Wait…what? It all fits here.

“Cubic core will express design of the presence situated as core for three dimension”

I will personally send $1.00 to the person who can explain this. The comment section below awaits.

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I wouldn’t order from this menu 1

Posted on November 29, 2011 by admin

Honestly, how could you tell the server what you wanted when you really can’t tell what it is that they have? And personally, I would stay away from anything that says it has burning carbon or halogen in the title.

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