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Muslim Main Curse! 0

Posted on October 25, 2013 by admin

main-curses

With your meal you also get a curse. Two for one!

Submitted by Mahrukh Z.

Sorry We Closed McDonald’s Sign 1

Posted on November 06, 2012 by admin

sorry-we-closed-sign

Couldn’t they have used the apostrophe from McDonald’s and the “r” and the “e” from “drive-thru” to make a correct sentence?

I think the big dirt lot would have been a clue this restaurant was closed without the poorly written sign.

submitted by Tony H.

Mm, toasty! 3

Posted on October 26, 2012 by admin

Alright, I understand the tallow toast (buttered toast basically) and even the earthnut toast (peanut butter toast), but the cheese ham stew toast and France toast?

Colored forks and frorals make the date 1

Posted on September 07, 2012 by admin

Two signs in Korea, submitted by Amber W.

It took way too long to figure out what was being said in the first picture. As it turns out, and only because the picture was immensely helpful, they are asking that for your own safety, to remove the colored picks that hold the burger together before you eat the food. Wow. Luckily there’s a great concession trailer near where I work that has awesome burgers.

As for the froral shop? That is just sad. Does anyone ever tell people that their signs are misspelled?

Restaurant Wants Drug. You Should Know What to Bring. 0

Posted on June 03, 2012 by admin

“Is a free drug place !!!
If you no have what we looking for please don’t not apply.”

Submitted by Kristen.

I wouldn’t order from this menu 1

Posted on November 29, 2011 by admin

Honestly, how could you tell the server what you wanted when you really can’t tell what it is that they have? And personally, I would stay away from anything that says it has burning carbon or halogen in the title.

“C” doesn’t have a buddy 0

Posted on November 16, 2011 by admin

Well, I appreciate that they’re trying to be clever, and they made a good effort, but evidence of intelligence should never be substituted for cuteness.

Not you again 1

Posted on November 14, 2011 by admin

Another amusing and odd way to describe a dish on the menu mentioned in the previous menu. I really have no idea what is in this dish except for gooseneck, and that isn’t very reassuring.

Third time is the charm 0

Posted on September 17, 2011 by admin

My personal favorite this time around is the “Salt burn salmon empty skull.” It has such an unappetizing ring to it, and yet it’s probably not half bad in real life. What I’ve been amazed at through these past three posts is that as bizarre as the menu looks, everything seems to be spelled correctly.



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