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How drunk were they, I wonder 2

Posted on October 14, 2012 by admin

For those who want to know what this says without putting forth the effort of translating this mess, here is my best guess (with typos):

Council exchange *unintelligible* – I have a council stuido flat in Wallisdown own kitchen own bathroom intocom system on ground floor *unintelligible* quiet block of four *unintelligible* quiet astate pets allowed with permisson A big commual garden all fenced off If anyone would be intrested in swapping with me chan call on *number removed* I am looking to swap to Winton on Moondown on surrounding arears

Please do not foul the public with poor grammar 1

Posted on September 29, 2012 by admin

If I were an English teacher, I would have such a field day with the lack of proper punctuation in this paper.

No Credit Eneymore 1

Posted on April 24, 2012 by admin


“Sorry the Pumps Don’t take Credit Cards eneymore Please Pay inside”

Besides the lack on any punctuation or the blatant disregard for capitalization, this grammatical incorrect note provides the added benefit of one of the most humorous phonetic misspellings I have ever seen. Congratulations gasoline store worker, you have set a new low.

Thanks to Amanda L. for this treasure.


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