Engrish & Funny Typos

I felt compelled to submit the attached image from some actual printed promotional material. Five examples of poor grammar / command of English, one typographical error, and a stray Grocer’s apostrophe! All of this in a few short statements, like it had never been through any proof reading stage.

submitted by Chris M.

For quality green printing, I like Conquest Graphics.

I work for the Department of Labor adjudicating workers’ compensation cases.  This piece comes from an official statement sent in to explain how the injury occurred (or as he wrote “a curd”).  I only wish I could deny people on the basis of poor grammar.

submitted by Danielle Bonaccorso