Engrish & Funny Typos

Mm, my favorite breakfast just like Momma used to make: Wapples!

Um, I’m just not going to say anything… except don’t hurt yourself.

Okay, in all honesty, the “B” probably fell off, but I mean come on! How perfect is this?

Well, I appreciate that they’re trying to be clever, and they made a good effort, but evidence of intelligence should never be substituted for cuteness.

Good try, but I’m going to have to say no. Try again at the next venue.

What is thrash? How can I know if I’m dumping my thrash illegally if I don’t even know what it is?

A typo like this is the product of a perfect storm. Such a simple mistake and it changes the whole idea of the product.

What, proofreading isn’t a service that they offer? It’s probably for the best, then.

This the work of either a sloppy intern or an instance of sabotage.

At least all of the proper letters are present and there aren’t any extras. There’s just a friendly game of Chinese fire drill being played.

The idea of an iceaxe sack that needs cleaning is a little worrisome, don’t you think?