Engrish & Funny Typos

Mm, my favorite breakfast just like Momma used to make: Wapples!

Honestly, how could you tell the server what you wanted when you really can’t tell what it is that they have? And personally, I would stay away from anything that says it has burning carbon or halogen in the title.

Another amusing and odd way to describe a dish on the menu mentioned in the previous menu. I really have no idea what is in this dish except for gooseneck, and that isn’t very reassuring.

Only five words on this board are spelled correctly. Can you find them?

Alright, I understand the tallow toast (buttered toast basically) and even the earthnut toast (peanut butter toast), but the cheese ham stew toast and France toast?

My personal favorite this time around is the “Salt burn salmon empty skull.” It has such an unappetizing ring to it, and yet it’s probably not half bad in real life. What I’ve been amazed at through these past three posts is that as bizarre as the menu looks, everything seems to be spelled correctly.

Wait, what? How did no one catch this? More importantly, why didn’t spellcheck catch this? I would give up on humanity, but at least they spelled “classic” with two s’s and c’s.

photo credit: julianlimjl

For twenty cents how cute can you expect your ice cube to be? I’m guessing a 3 on a scale of 1 to 10. Typos are rarely this cute though.

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There really isn’t an excuse for things like this when something is typed in native English on (probably) a Word document that has a spell check.

What makes this such an amazing picture is that not only is their error posted once in huge bold letters, but it is everywhere else! How was this possible? They couldn’t even reach an agreement either, what with pie’s being possessive and burgers being pluralized. Again, the repetitive nature of this picture just screams out “Look! We’re incorrect grammar and we’re here forever!”

On a second thought, who thought pies and burgers?