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Mm, toasty! 3

Posted on October 26, 2012 by admin

Alright, I understand the tallow toast (buttered toast basically) and even the earthnut toast (peanut butter toast), but the cheese ham stew toast and France toast?

Because once just wasn’t enough 2

Posted on September 14, 2012 by admin

What makes this such an amazing picture is that not only is their error posted once in huge bold letters, but it is everywhere else! How was this possible? They couldn’t even reach an agreement either, what with pie’s being possessive and burgers being pluralized. Again, the repetitive nature of this picture just screams out “Look! We’re incorrect grammar and we’re here forever!”

On a second thought, who thought pies and burgers?

Waffles are a thing of the West 2

Posted on December 02, 2011 by admin

Mm, my favorite breakfast just like Momma used to make: Wapples!

I wouldn’t order from this menu 1

Posted on November 29, 2011 by admin

Honestly, how could you tell the server what you wanted when you really can’t tell what it is that they have? And personally, I would stay away from anything that says it has burning carbon or halogen in the title.

Not you again 1

Posted on November 14, 2011 by admin

Another amusing and odd way to describe a dish on the menu mentioned in the previous menu. I really have no idea what is in this dish except for gooseneck, and that isn’t very reassuring.

This person might not be employed anymore Comments Off

Posted on November 08, 2011 by admin

Only five words on this board are spelled correctly. Can you find them?

Third time is the charm Comments Off

Posted on September 17, 2011 by admin

My personal favorite this time around is the “Salt burn salmon empty skull.” It has such an unappetizing ring to it, and yet it’s probably not half bad in real life. What I’ve been amazed at through these past three posts is that as bizarre as the menu looks, everything seems to be spelled correctly.

No sandy witches here 2

Posted on September 06, 2011 by admin

Wait, what? How did no one catch this? More importantly, why didn’t spellcheck catch this? I would give up on humanity, but at least they spelled “classic” with two s’s and c’s.

How cute is your ice? Comments Off

Posted on August 22, 2011 by admin

cuties here are cold...
photo credit: julianlimjl

For twenty cents how cute can you expect your ice cube to be? I’m guessing a 3 on a scale of 1 to 10. Typos are rarely this cute though.

Sacrebleu Comments Off

Posted on August 15, 2011 by admin

There really isn’t an excuse for things like this when something is typed in native English on (probably) a Word document that has a spell check.

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