Stella! Perfection Has It’s Price. Our old friend the apostrophe drops in uninvited once again.
submitted by David Spohn
A Prefect Wedding, the wedding you have always dreamed of.
Submitted by Sarah Henley
While driving from Kansas to Tennessee to see family, we stopped a lot on that 13 hour drive.
Just outside of Nashville we stop at the MASSIVE gas station/truckstop/bbq joint/general store/taxidermy place.
We had a nice laugh…of the NOVELTY of it all!!
submitted by Tonya Masem
Those are some pretty high standards to keep for a chair. I’m not even sure I would be out of the house if I had all those conditions, or maybe more of a lab since I’m a man.
I don’t know if this is a misspelling or just bad engrish, but that doesn’t take away from its humor.F
So the body is then being removed by the face, or the other way around? Either way, it sounds painful.
While there are other typos within the story, the irony of misspelling “knowledge” is good enough to stand on its own.
What the heck is that white goo spilling all over the fish. I know it says coconut cream but my brain is telling me something else.
submitted by Lynda Finn
Ah, the simplicity of this one is very gratifying. Sometimes, after all the complex Engrish paragraphs, something like this comes along and reminds you what it all about.
Sometimes it feels like Engrish is used as a puzzle by other countries just to annoy us.