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Polio Chicken – I don’t want that. 0

Posted on April 17, 2013 by admin

polio chicken

Polio chicken doesn’t even sound appetizing. This menu needs a proofreader.

Submitted by Chris T.

Get a correct menu and put it in a menu cover here.

 

Donkey Stands 0

Posted on December 09, 2012 by admin

From Squish Duck:

Ass Stance

“So childish, I’m ashamed I snickered.”

We’re more wondering – what is this for?  Push this button and your donkey will stand on its hind legs?  Nope, some naughty monkey merely scratched out the “I.”  Hopefully nobody will actually need “assistance.”

So many errors, so little time 0

Posted on November 19, 2012 by admin

so many errors, so little time

I felt compelled to submit the attached image from some actual printed promotional material. Five examples of poor grammar / command of English, one typographical error, and a stray Grocer’s apostrophe! All of this in a few short statements, like it had never been through any proof reading stage.

submitted by Chris M.

For quality green printing, I like Conquest Graphics.

Use bas grammar at your own risk 1

Posted on November 11, 2012 by admin

Sometimes I get confused with my subject-verb agreement when I have too many subjects in different numbers too.

Obama Bin Laden is Dead?!? 1

Posted on November 03, 2012 by admin



On Sunday May 1st, 2011 news stations around the world were reporting the death of Osama Bin Laden. However, the people of Sacramento tuning into their local Fox News channel were seeing a different report. “Obama” Bin Laden was killed.

 

From: Michael Gold at Precious Metals IRA.

Don’t click here, click her! 0

Posted on October 25, 2012 by admin

At least we know the child is a female, otherwise this would be confusing.

This was an ad from a news website.  Apparently, good spelling is not a prerequisite for this job.

submitted by Jeri

All Sale Are Final 0

Posted on October 22, 2012 by admin

Here’s one to put a smile on your face, or a dagger in your subject-verb agreement heart.

If you’re not all of these, scram! 6

Posted on October 11, 2012 by admin

Those are some pretty high standards to keep for a chair. I’m not even sure I would be out of the house if I had all those conditions..

Hand & Cheese Sandwich Menu Typo 0

Posted on October 08, 2012 by admin

hand-cheese-sandwhich-typo

Some restaurants have weird items on their menu, but a funny typo can make an item on the menu go from bizarre to downright disgustingly gross. Case in point, the hand and cheese sandwich for only $8.00. Of course, it doesn’t state if it is a human hand. It could easily be a monkey hand…which make it even worse. Forget I mentioned it.

Submitted by J. and A. Stubbs, who also remarked, “I wonder if the hand is whole or sliced.” Nice.

Lulu For Sale 0

Posted on October 05, 2012 by admin

Lulu

…and boy, is Lulu’s husband mad!

In Bahrain. (Okay, to be fair, Lulu means “pearl” and it’s referring to the card for a grocery store by the same name).

 



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