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What Do You Wont? 8

Posted on November 07, 2012 by admin

“Found this Today while walking down the Street here in Australia :D Gave my friend and I a good laugh.”

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Your offer free talking? Sign me up! There’s nothing I wont more than to get rid off my loneliness.

All Sale Are Final 0

Posted on October 22, 2012 by admin

Here’s one to put a smile on your face, or a dagger in your subject-verb agreement heart.

My Go Jail? 0

Posted on July 19, 2012 by admin

Thanks to Afro Squad, providing funny content every day.

Keep off the gate! your go jail

Keep off the gate! your go Jail

Well, that is well said. Any warning from an illiterate should be taken seriously.

Are you like to found of cigarets? 2

Posted on July 04, 2012 by admin

hall-engrish

This is posted on the door to the stairwell in my building. Every day I come home and somebody (clearly the author of this) has it propped open, with the stairwell window open. I proceed to close the window, then the door, as it is WINTER and it’s a bit chilly at night and I don’t feel like blasting the heat.

Here’s a rough translation: 1) Do you like the cigarette smoke that fills this corridor? 2) If not, then please leave this door open. Thank you.

Here’s what would have been more constructive: Please go outside to smoke, the smell wafts into our apartments. Thank you.

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Go for broke 0

Posted on November 05, 2011 by admin

I think what’s worst is that they outlined their many misspellings. Maybe they were going for the look that they were so angry that they couldn’t think straight? That, or “Well, we’ve already gone this far.”

No schrubbery for them 1

Posted on November 01, 2011 by admin

Well, this probably isn’t going to be the prettiest cemetery, but at least it will be free of perennial droppings and unsightly schrubs, whatever those are.

Use the thrash receptacle 1

Posted on October 24, 2011 by admin

What is thrash? How can I know if I’m dumping my thrash illegally if I don’t even know what it is?

Accepting case of women with men problem and insomia 0

Posted on October 17, 2011 by admin

What, proofreading isn’t a service that they offer? It’s probably for the best, then.

Bad produce 0

Posted on October 11, 2011 by admin

Which is worse, that they misspelled garlic, or that they mislabeled red onions? Just to add to the situation, the garlic/onions are in a tomato bin.

I’d prefer to keep bleeding, actually 1

Posted on August 12, 2011 by admin

So this isn’t so much of a typo as much as it is a “Whaaa-?” This is the outside of a plane. Why on earth would you need to display where the first aid is from the outside unless that was how you got to it?



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