Engrish & Funny Typos

I’m sorry, but what on earth is trying to be said? Anybody have any thoughts?

What, proofreading isn’t a service that they offer? It’s probably for the best, then.

Wow, that little store can fit whole households in there?! That’s amazing! I need to stop by for some other “producsts” as well.

For those who want to know what this says without putting forth the effort of translating this mess, here is my best guess (with typos):

Council exchange *unintelligible* – I have a council stuido flat in Wallisdown own kitchen own bathroom intocom system on ground floor *unintelligible* quiet block of four *unintelligible* quiet astate pets allowed with permisson A big commual garden all fenced off If anyone would be intrested in swapping with me chan call on *number removed* I am looking to swap to Winton on Moondown on surrounding arears

Wait, what? How did no one catch this? More importantly, why didn’t spellcheck catch this? I would give up on humanity, but at least they spelled “classic” with two s’s and c’s.

Another amusing typo brought to you by the nightly news. As long as they are conducting their witch hunts in a civil and logical manner, I have no qualms. Remember, if it’s made of wood and as heavy as a duck, it’s a witch!

A new marketing scheme put into motion by Bloods’ members? From some reviews of the product’s quality, that may well be true.

Another user-submitted typo, taken from a video game review video. I’m not sure how many of you are familiar with The Angry Video Game Nerd or his review of all of the Ghostbuster’s video games. This particular selection was found in his review in which the AVGN went through and counted all of the mistakes found on this screen that you see after beating the game.

Submitted by Dylan R.

Oops looks like school budget cuts canceled spell check.

Submitted L. Biehler

Reading with Dads by Reserbation – We can only hope a spelling test will be given beforehand.

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Two signs in Korea, submitted by Amber W.

It took way too long to figure out what was being said in the first picture. As it turns out, and only because the picture was immensely helpful, they are asking that for your own safety, to remove the colored picks that hold the burger together before you eat the food. Wow. Luckily there’s a great concession trailer near where I work that has awesome burgers.

As for the froral shop? That is just sad. Does anyone ever tell people that their signs are misspelled?