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Wal Matt 1

Posted on September 26, 2012 by admin

WallMat Scan

I’m just going to go ahead and copy this word for word -

Go to Wall Mat

Lest For Wall Mat

2 Qorts of oll 30 wet
2 Box’s of Dod food
Toylet paper 12 Big Rols $5.50 Family Dolalr
Get Sum pekgers Davlmt
Get some Deoteret (insert picture of deodorant)  SPEED Stick
Lady Sup
Bady wesh
Paper Towles 8 Rolls $6.00 Family Dollar
Dayer send’s
Tide Powder 43 to 55 lood’s.
Gain Lood’s Ligtid 45 to 64 Powder 63 to go

This person may be a terrible speller, but at least he or she is smart enough to know that Wal-Mart matches lower prices.  Let’s just hope they brought that Family Dollar circular to the store with them, and that they used their own list, other than sending a more literate family member.

Japanese Schwetty Balls 4

Posted on August 03, 2011 by admin

I’ll just say that if they another name, they look like they’d be a tasty snack. Just for clarification, these are called Crunky Nude Balls. Nude in this instance means “inside out,” I looked it up.

Smoetfood Comments Off

Posted on July 26, 2011 by admin

Typo:

popcorn

This was taken in Timmins, Ontario, Canada (WAYYY up North).
I found it amusing as the correct spelling was directly beside the sign on the product itself.

VIA Ruckuschica

Chines Cusine – Who is Chines? Comments Off

Posted on April 26, 2011 by admin

Dear Funny Typos,

I live in Bangladesh and came across this gem while out with friends. I hope you enjoy as much as we did.

“Chines was definitely a good choice that evening. I particularly enjoyed their take on Prawn, Chicken and Lever Chow Mein.”

Bless them really, because the food was fantastic, despite their failed attempts at spelling.

All the best,

Allie C



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