Those are some pretty high standards to keep for a chair. I’m not even sure I would be out of the house if I had all those conditions..

I don’t know if this is a misspelling or just bad engrish, but that doesn’t take away from its humor.F

So the body is then being removed by the face, or the other way around? Either way, it sounds painful.

Ah, the simplicity of this one is very gratifying. Sometimes, after all the complex Engrish paragraphs, something like this comes along and reminds you what it all about.

Sometimes it feels like Engrish is used as a puzzle by other countries just to annoy us.

The only difference between this place and Panera is that Panera does bake in laboratories.

I just need a kitchen remodel with new kitchen cabinets & a new stove, then I’ll be all set for baking my own bread.