Engrish & Funny Typos

You have to be a perfect to proove you can make it in America these days.

“Before passing gas I look behind me. But I don’t bother when I’m smoking.”

So, if you see someone in Japan look back at you and they are not smoking, you know what’s coming.

The journey is beginning. Stretch your soul and toast. Diarrhea Bear is your only best friend. Admire the day.

Truer words were never spoken.

Unbelievable! This is not butter.

“I love cat
Only imflowing you don’t flowing imflowing
I must go to you stay a place”

There is deeper message in here…keep reading.

At least they warn you about their English skill level by asking you to eat the country.

Perhaps Godzilla would find Japan delicious.

Or in the words of an old movie…
“It orders the items on the menu, or it gets the hose again.”

I agree with the message but wow is that an awkward way to say it.

Don’t Laugh Me To We

I am unpleasant? Well, no wonder we don’t want you with us. Stay in the house!

And certainly don’t smork your tout!