Posted on
January 04, 2010 by
Dell Atlas

You have to be a perfect to proove you can make it in America these days.
Tags: engrishmisspellingtypo
Category
Bad Grammar, Funny Misspellings, Pure Engrish
Posted on
January 01, 2010 by
Dell Atlas

“Before passing gas I look behind me. But I don’t bother when I’m smoking.”
So, if you see someone in Japan look back at you and they are not smoking, you know what’s coming.
Tags: engrishno smokingpassing gas
Category
Pure Engrish
Posted on
December 28, 2009 by
Dell Atlas

The journey is beginning. Stretch your soul and toast. Diarrhea Bear is your only best friend. Admire the day.
Truer words were never spoken.
Tags: engrish
Category
Pure Engrish
Posted on
December 26, 2009 by
Dell Atlas

Unbelievable! This is not butter.
Tags: engrish
Category
Pure Engrish
Posted on
December 23, 2009 by
Dell Atlas

“I love cat
Only imflowing you don’t flowing imflowing
I must go to you stay a place”
There is deeper message in here…keep reading.
Tags: cat typoengrish
Category
Pure Engrish
Posted on
December 21, 2009 by
Dell Atlas

At least they warn you about their English skill level by asking you to eat the country.
Perhaps Godzilla would find Japan delicious.
Or in the words of an old movie…
“It orders the items on the menu, or it gets the hose again.”
Tags: engrish
Category
Pure Engrish
Posted on
December 16, 2009 by
Dell Atlas

I agree with the message but wow is that an awkward way to say it.
Tags: engrish
Category
Pure Engrish
Posted on
December 14, 2009 by
Dell Atlas

Don’t Laugh Me To We
Tags: engrishshirt
Category
Pure Engrish
Posted on
December 10, 2009 by
Dell Atlas

I am unpleasant? Well, no wonder we don’t want you with us. Stay in the house!
Tags: engrish
Category
Pure Engrish
Posted on
December 05, 2009 by
Dell Atlas

And certainly don’t smork your tout!
Tags: engrishsmorking
Category
Pure Engrish