Engrish & Funny Typos

From Squish Duck:

“So childish, I’m ashamed I snickered.”

We’re more wondering – what is this for?  Push this button and your donkey will stand on its hind legs?  Nope, some naughty monkey merely scratched out the “I.”  Hopefully nobody will actually need “assistance.”

I found this sign in the window of a restaurant supply company near my office. I wondered what this equipment might consist of–perhaps a box of tissues and a Sarah McLaughlin CD?
submitted by Stacey

This is probably legitimate in whatever country it’s from since I can’t see it being a typo for anything, but if you’re American, it’s funny.