Engrish & Funny Typos

Another misuse of apostrophes. The poor thing needs to be put out of its misery, at least on this van.

I’ll just say that if they another name, they look like they’d be a tasty snack. Just for clarification, these are called Crunky Nude Balls. Nude in this instance means “inside out,” I looked it up.

Well, that’s good that you have permission to take their coffee off of the business premises. That, or that they are cool with coffee take out.

It took me a few moments to figure out what I wanted to write for this product and it’s absurd packaging. First off, men do not wear panties (unless they are women’s). Second, what makes these panties disposable unless they’re some off brand of Depends. Third, what on earth is going on with that tagline??

I assume that by keeping you best on what looks to be a water advertisement, they are saying to keep yourself healthy, or at your best. I appreciate their concern but would appreciate a proofreader for such advertisements as well.