Engrish & Funny Typos

Singing is now a type of legal signature in Biggar High School.

I don’t care what comes with it, spas filled with poo are difficult selling points.

I don’t even know where to start with this hall-of-fame Engrish Letter. Just read it and don’t think. Your head may explode.

“I found this on my car windshield today after work. I thought for a minute I was reading some sort of jazzy protest poetry.” – submitted by Emily

I love your blog.

Not sure if this counts but on an unofficial Desperate Housewives Bag available on Ebay Edie’s character is spelled Eddie.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/DESPERATE-HOUSEWIVES-MESSENGER-BAG-2_W0QQitemZ250406744135QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item250406744135&_trksid=p3286.m63.l1177

Also, no pics to show this, but on a webinar recently a man was very upset that his website had got “lost in spider space”.

My Dad told me he had to have his “nymph glands” checked and insists on asking for “pompadoms” in Indian restaurants.

Take care

Paula

Foul-lane in first paragraph. Wow, the editors are getting oh-so lazy. Some of these graphics, I tell ya, make me want to lock myself in prison and throw away the key. I feel like I’m no longer fit to live on a planet where people misuse our grammar in such egregious ways. Go on, build a holding cell and fence me in. I would rather remain in a cell for the rest of my natural life then face the harsh reality of living in a nightmare world where people make spelling and grammatical mistakes constantly.

newpaper, typo, missed typo

Wow! Luigi! You’re face looks so much more…manly!

So many things wrong with that sentence just based on its message. But the infamous apostrophe strikes again!

I lover my Babber Shop

barber shop, typo, misspelling, funny typo

For $600 it should wash your clothes too. Or Bed, Bath & Beyond has really raised their prices.

Submitted by Michele O.

We fix leaks, but not typos.

What is a Knit Ribs?

jersey, typo, misspellings, funny typo