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New Arrival at LaGuardia Airport 0

Posted by Dell Atlas

“Your tax dollars at work!”

Submitted by Peter Ruben

A Dream is a Wich Your Heart Makes 1

Posted by Dell Atlas

I want a Cuban sandwish! by luvjnx.

One of these items sounds particularly enchanting.

Proove yourself! 1

Posted by Dell Atlas

Good spelling requires teamwork by Unlisted Sightings.

You have to be a perfect to proove you can make it in America these days.

Japan vs Smoking vs Passing Gas 0

Posted by Dell Atlas

“Before passing gas I look behind me. But I don’t bother when I’m smoking.”

So, if you see someone in Japan look back at you and they are not smoking, you know what’s coming.

 

Diarrhea Bear 1

Posted by Dell Atlas

The journey is beginning. Stretch your soul and toast. Diarrhea Bear is your only best friend. Admire the day.

Truer words were never spoken.

 

Unbelievable! This is not butter. 1

Posted by Dell Atlas

Unbelievable! This is not butter.

Imflowing – I love cat 0

Posted by Dell Atlas

“I love cat
Only imflowing you don’t flowing imflowing
I must go to you stay a place”

There is deeper message in here…keep reading.

Please Eat Japan 1

Posted by Dell Atlas

At least they warn you about their English skill level by asking you to eat the country.

Perhaps Godzilla would find Japan delicious.

Or in the words of an old movie…
“It orders the items on the menu, or it gets the hose again.”

Stick Face and Skis in Snow 1

Posted by Dell Atlas

I agree with the message but wow is that an awkward way to say it.

Don't Laugh Me To We 0

Posted by Dell Atlas

Don’t Laugh Me To We



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