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Engrish Phonetically 3

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You would think that some of the more difficult words would have been misspelled, instead of the contrary. No, they went to the next level of Engrish and misspelled words like ‘mind’ and ‘quality’, and I don’t even think that ‘sallies’ and ‘galey’ are words.

Polite Typos 0

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At least they use their manners when misspelling. You can almost forgive the lack of proofreading… Almost.

Horse Oil 0

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2010 – Horses: Our next renewable fuel source

2015 – Horses: the majestic animals that were harvested to extinction

Engrish is right? 0

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You know, it may seem like a typo, but in reality, they’re actually correct! Happy hour is typically form 4pm-7pm, and those who can do basic math can understand that 3 is more than 1 and therefore the word ‘hour’ in happy hour does in fact need an ‘s’ at the end. Score one point for Engrish!

No Right Turn for You! 0

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Apparently, there is a prohibition against turning to the right, or right turns are holding a prohibition, depending on where you put the understood verb of your choice.

“Dream” on 0

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Another misuse of quotation marks, giving those of us with more intimate knowledge of English grammar a slightly dirty chuckle.

Colored forks and frorals make the date 0

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Two signs in Korea, submitted by Amber W.

It took way too long to figure out what was being said in the first picture. As it turns out, and only because the picture was immensely helpful, they are asking that for your own safety, to remove the colored picks that hold the burger together before you eat the food. Wow.

As for the froral shop? That is just sad. Does anyone ever tell people that their signs are misspelled?

From the “Japan Hotel Association” 3

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Normally, quotations around a word in English like this imply double meanings. I feel badly for this hotel for unknowingly making their cautionary request into a joke.

Proud Parents of their Gradute 1

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proud-gradute-typo

Two thoughts come to mind.
Seems like someone else in this family still needs to be in school.
But is the graduate proud of the person writing the misspelling?

Submitted by Tiffany B.

Engrish subtitles on Borat movie 0

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Engrish subtitles

Do I even need to try and make a joke here. I submit to you that I do not. While Borat was a silly and fun movie, even this engrish masterpiece goes far beyond what the director could have imagined.



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