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Frequent Typos 0

Posted on January 27, 2012 by admin

Here are your next 5 spelling blunders to include in your proofreading checklist to strengthen your article writing skills.

Seperate vs. Separate

If you are desperate to distance yourself from the “seperate” blunder, break down the word separate to find its meaning.

Se-para-te: apart from – to one side of – te (Correct)
Se-per-ate: apart from – through/during/each – ate (Incorrect)

Example: I separate my pens from my pencils.

Key: Separate your parakeets.

Indispensible vs. Indispensable

To ible or able, that is the question. They have incredible similarities, but which is usable? If you want to make yourself indispensable to your readers, our biggest recommendation to solving this one quandary: Grab a dictionary. Through use and practice, eventually ible and able will become second nature.

Example: Your insight is indispensable.

Key: Gables are indispensable.

Occuring vs. Occurring

This little suffix can trip everyone up: ing. The confusion here is rooted in words ending in ing that require an additional letter or an omission of a letter to complete the word. For example: write and writing, run and running, occur and occurring, etc.

Example: Prevent errors from occurring.

Key: Double the R in occurring.

Recieve vs. Receive

The dreaded ie vs. ei! You may have heard this phrase: “I” before “E” except after “C”. This is a fairly good guideline to stick by, but there are always exceptions. Consult your dictionary if you are not sure.

Example: You will receive a gift!

Key: “I” before “E” except after “C” = Re-C-EI-ve.

Ghandi vs. Gandhi

This prominent figure is the first name to make it to our lists: Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, a.k.a. Mahatma Gandhi.

Why is Gandhi’s name spelled incorrectly? This may be due to the similar sounds ga and gha (e.g. Ghana, gander, and Gandhi).

Example: Gandhi pioneered the use non-violent resistance.

Key: Take a gander at Gandhi and you will see freedom.

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World’s Worst Babysitter 0

Posted on January 19, 2012 by admin

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You can only hope this is a joke, and I’m sure it is. World’s worst baby-sitter is looking for work. Do you dare hire her?

Elevator located in China? Not very convenient. 0

Posted on January 10, 2012 by admin

Elevator located in China? Not very convenient at all.

Cock Flavored Soup? 0

Posted on December 29, 2011 by admin

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Yes, I know this is a childish post. But, aren’t we all trying to stay a child at heart. And just what the heck is Cock Flavoured Soup anyway? I await your childish answers.

So many errors, so little time 0

Posted on December 04, 2011 by admin

so many errors, so little time

I felt compelled to submit the attached image from some actual printed promotional material. Five examples of poor grammar / command of English, one typographical error, and a stray Grocer’s apostrophe! All of this in a few short statements, like it had never been through any proof reading stage.

submitted by Chris M.

For quality green printing, I like Conquest Graphics.

I wouldn’t order from this menu 1

Posted on November 29, 2011 by admin

Honestly, how could you tell the server what you wanted when you really can’t tell what it is that they have? And personally, I would stay away from anything that says it has burning carbon or halogen in the title.

Arreola Landscaping – I want to see that! 0

Posted on November 25, 2011 by admin

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Unfortunately it seems this Hispanic company didn’t realize their name was similar to an English word…some should be sure to keep them abreast of this language translation issue.

Submitted by Heather

7 Jokes for Grammar Police & Grammar Nazis 0

Posted on November 21, 2011 by admin

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Not you again 1

Posted on November 14, 2011 by admin

Another amusing and odd way to describe a dish on the menu mentioned in the previous menu. I really have no idea what is in this dish except for gooseneck, and that isn’t very reassuring.

An cup of “close but not quite” please 1

Posted on October 30, 2011 by admin

It must have taken serious talent to mess with this mug the way that its manufacturer did. I really hope that they got their money back for this thing. According to some accounts, the August date is incorrect as well.



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