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Hypnotise Me, Cap'n! 1

Posted on January 25, 2010 by Dell Atlas

Get your English on... by Unlisted Sightings.

English not only allows you to be wealthy, powerful, and hypnotic, but also gives you the ability to be a super spy!

Johnny Rockets Pornographic Message 1

Posted on November 23, 2009 by Dell Atlas

submitted by Heather Tadevic

Gentelmen – What sex is that? 0

Posted on October 21, 2009 by Dell Atlas

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A bathroom in Essex, Maryland.

submitted by Donna Frome

50/60 washer and driaer very antique emergensi sale – $350 6

Posted on October 09, 2009 by Dell Atlas

I frequent the Antique listings on Craig’s List. This made me laugh out loud as I suspect it was probably posted by a FAB (fresh across the border):

50/60 washer and driaer very antique emergensi sale – $350 (glendale az)
I am selling my washer y dr AMANA this machine habe alease 50/60 year old
its a excellent condition no scraches no bad paint
all original I paid 600$ dollar 10 years ago
I used for decorection but its work perfect no mechanic problems
nice for hause decorection.–washer and draier busines o colector people
I am askin onli 350 $ dollar -tre hundre and fifti dollar O B O
but will consideration a reasonamle ofert.
for mor detail inf please gibeme call at ( 623 ) 418 – 5374
———————se abla espanol——————-

Talk about “sound it out”!

Submitted by Missi Green

Pe'e Pe'e in a Can 0

Posted on October 02, 2009 by Dell Atlas

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What the heck is that white goo spilling all over the fish. I know it says coconut cream but my brain is telling me something else.

submitted by Lynda Finn



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