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Openings in Infants – That’s gross! Comments Off

Posted on April 17, 2013 by admin

openings in infants typo

Which openings in the infants are they referring to?

Submitted by Nicole T.

Stationary Celebartions Comments Off

Posted on April 17, 2013 by admin

typos 3

Stationary, celebartions…2 FOR 1 MISTAKE in returns dept. trash can at Wal-Mart.

Submitted by Paula S.

Hand and Cheese Sandwich Comments Off

Posted on April 10, 2013 by admin

photo

I wonder if the hand is whole or sliced?

Submitted by Jeff S.

Donkey Stands Comments Off

Posted on December 09, 2012 by admin

From Squish Duck:

Ass Stance

“So childish, I’m ashamed I snickered.”

We’re more wondering – what is this for?  Push this button and your donkey will stand on its hind legs?  Nope, some naughty monkey merely scratched out the “I.”  Hopefully nobody will actually need “assistance.”

So many errors, so little time Comments Off

Posted on November 19, 2012 by admin

so many errors, so little time

I felt compelled to submit the attached image from some actual printed promotional material. Five examples of poor grammar / command of English, one typographical error, and a stray Grocer’s apostrophe! All of this in a few short statements, like it had never been through any proof reading stage.

submitted by Chris M.

For quality green printing, I like Conquest Graphics.

Horse Oil 1

Posted on November 04, 2012 by admin

2010 – Horses: Our next renewable fuel source

2015 – Horses: the majestic animals that were harvested to extinction

Engrish is right? 1

Posted on October 31, 2012 by admin

You know, it may seem like a typo, but in reality, they’re actually correct! Happy hour is typically form 4pm-7pm, and those who can do basic math can understand that 3 is more than 1 and therefore the word ‘hour’ in happy hour does in fact need an ‘s’ at the end. Score one point for Engrish!

How drunk were they, I wonder 2

Posted on October 14, 2012 by admin

For those who want to know what this says without putting forth the effort of translating this mess, here is my best guess (with typos):

Council exchange *unintelligible* – I have a council stuido flat in Wallisdown own kitchen own bathroom intocom system on ground floor *unintelligible* quiet block of four *unintelligible* quiet astate pets allowed with permisson A big commual garden all fenced off If anyone would be intrested in swapping with me chan call on *number removed* I am looking to swap to Winton on Moondown on surrounding arears

Shave the Baby Doll 1

Posted on October 10, 2012 by admin

I see a lot of flaws with this doll, but let me just point out the more obvious, just in case they aren’t obvious to everyone. First, do you really want to teach your small children that they should be shaving a baby? Who knows what kind of ideas they may get about saving your pets or you while you sleep. Little Timmy has a razor and he wants to help Daddy shave while Daddy sleeps.

Second, Do we want our child shaving the pubic hair from a doll? Why does the doll have pubic hair? Shouldn’t we be steering our children away from touching other people’s genital areas? And that doll has a large pubic bush. I mean, really impressive.

Third, why make this doll a ginger, don’t they get a enough grief?

What can you add?

Contributed by Lawrence R.

Lulu For Sale Comments Off

Posted on October 05, 2012 by admin

Lulu

…and boy, is Lulu’s husband mad!

In Bahrain. (Okay, to be fair, Lulu means “pearl” and it’s referring to the card for a grocery store by the same name).

 



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