Engrish & Funny Typos

I’m not sure these insults are effective when the engrish is so overwhelming. I’m strong like Rambo. Look Like Hero. But Your Brain just like Potato? What? At least they spelled potato correctly.

Another amusing and odd way to describe a dish on the menu mentioned in the previous menu. I really have no idea what is in this dish except for gooseneck, and that isn’t very reassuring.

“I threw my cigarette butt into the drain. That is to say, I hid it in the drain”

Apparently if you drop your cigarette into the sewer in Japan, rats will stare at your butt.

What is thrash? How can I know if I’m dumping my thrash illegally if I don’t even know what it is?

Written in true Engrish spirit, the Queen Erizabeth rose!

Alright, I understand the tallow toast (buttered toast basically) and even the earthnut toast (peanut butter toast), but the cheese ham stew toast and France toast?

My personal favorite this time around is the “Salt burn salmon empty skull.” It has such an unappetizing ring to it, and yet it’s probably not half bad in real life. What I’ve been amazed at through these past three posts is that as bizarre as the menu looks, everything seems to be spelled correctly.

photo credit: MatthewRad
The place which takes a taxi. Ah, Engish I can finally understand…sort of.

I’m just going to go ahead and copy this word for word -

Go to Wall Mat

Lest For Wall Mat

2 Qorts of oll 30 wet
2 Box’s of Dod food
Toylet paper 12 Big Rols $5.50 Family Dolalr
Get Sum pekgers Davlmt
Get some Deoteret (insert picture of deodorant)  SPEED Stick
Lady Sup
Bady wesh
Paper Towles 8 Rolls $6.00 Family Dollar
Dayer send’s
Tide Powder 43 to 55 lood’s.
Gain Lood’s Ligtid 45 to 64 Powder 63 to go

This person may be a terrible speller, but at least he or she is smart enough to know that Wal-Mart matches lower prices.  Let’s just hope they brought that Family Dollar circular to the store with them, and that they used their own list, other than sending a more literate family member.

If I hadn’t known what she was trying to say, I would have thought ‘the Borough of Kingston upon terms’ was an incomplete sentence. What terms? In actuality, the BBC misspelled one of the most famous rivers in England, Thames (pronounced “temz”).