Engrish & Funny Typos

Written in true Engrish spirit, the Queen Erizabeth rose!

Alright, I understand the tallow toast (buttered toast basically) and even the earthnut toast (peanut butter toast), but the cheese ham stew toast and France toast?

My personal favorite this time around is the “Salt burn salmon empty skull.” It has such an unappetizing ring to it, and yet it’s probably not half bad in real life. What I’ve been amazed at through these past three posts is that as bizarre as the menu looks, everything seems to be spelled correctly.

photo credit: MatthewRad
The place which takes a taxi. Ah, Engish I can finally understand…sort of.

I’m just going to go ahead and copy this word for word -

Go to Wall Mat

Lest For Wall Mat

2 Qorts of oll 30 wet
2 Box’s of Dod food
Toylet paper 12 Big Rols $5.50 Family Dolalr
Get Sum pekgers Davlmt
Get some Deoteret (insert picture of deodorant)  SPEED Stick
Lady Sup
Bady wesh
Paper Towles 8 Rolls $6.00 Family Dollar
Dayer send’s
Tide Powder 43 to 55 lood’s.
Gain Lood’s Ligtid 45 to 64 Powder 63 to go

This person may be a terrible speller, but at least he or she is smart enough to know that Wal-Mart matches lower prices.  Let’s just hope they brought that Family Dollar circular to the store with them, and that they used their own list, other than sending a more literate family member.

If I hadn’t known what she was trying to say, I would have thought ‘the Borough of Kingston upon terms’ was an incomplete sentence. What terms? In actuality, the BBC misspelled one of the most famous rivers in England, Thames (pronounced “temz”).

I’ll just say that if they another name, they look like they’d be a tasty snack. Just for clarification, these are called Crunky Nude Balls. Nude in this instance means “inside out,” I looked it up.

Well, that’s good that you have permission to take their coffee off of the business premises. That, or that they are cool with coffee take out.

I assume that by keeping you best on what looks to be a water advertisement, they are saying to keep yourself healthy, or at your best. I appreciate their concern but would appreciate a proofreader for such advertisements as well.

I don’t know about you, but the idea of feeling a bench is a new concept. Normally I don’t sit down with the expressed intent of feeling whatever it is that I’m sitting on, nor do I find it interesting. At least they’re polite.