I don’t want to know what makes the milk especially thick.

Does this even need commentary. Ladies?

Funny Misspelling Credit: Leithcote

Please Bring Your Litter Home

Mm, my favorite breakfast just like Momma used to make: Wapples!

Honestly, how could you tell the server what you wanted when you really can’t tell what it is that they have? And personally, I would stay away from anything that says it has burning carbon or halogen in the title.

“This water power is very strong. The skinny and the hurted ass man must be careful about using it.”

Okay, I can actually translate this engrish warning message. The water pressure is very powerful and if you are too skinny or have hemorrhoids you should be careful when using. Yay! I win the prize. But reading hurted ass man sound so much better.

I’m not sure these insults are effective when the engrish is so overwhelming. I’m strong like Rambo. Look Like Hero. But Your Brain just like Potato? What? At least they spelled potato correctly.

Another amusing and odd way to describe a dish on the menu mentioned in the previous menu. I really have no idea what is in this dish except for gooseneck, and that isn’t very reassuring.

“I threw my cigarette butt into the drain. That is to say, I hid it in the drain”

Apparently if you drop your cigarette into the sewer in Japan, rats will stare at your butt.

What is thrash? How can I know if I’m dumping my thrash illegally if I don’t even know what it is?