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What Do You Wont? 4

Posted on February 02, 2010 by Dell Atlas

“Found this Today while walking down the Street here in Australia :D Gave my friend and I a good laugh.”

Submitted by Lindsey Ward

Your offer free talking? Sign me up! There’s nothing I wont more than to get rid off my loneliness.

Free Chicken Stips w/ Purchas 0

Posted on January 15, 2010 by Dell Atlas

Day 260 - I love tpyos by brianjmatis.

What are air fries? Are they the first actual zero-calorie solution to snacking?

A Dream is a Wich Your Heart Makes 1

Posted on January 07, 2010 by Dell Atlas

I want a Cuban sandwish! by luvjnx.

One of these items sounds particularly enchanting.

Proove yourself! 1

Posted on January 04, 2010 by Dell Atlas

Good spelling requires teamwork by Unlisted Sightings.

You have to be a perfect to proove you can make it in America these days.

Japan vs Smoking vs Passing Gas 0

Posted on January 01, 2010 by Dell Atlas

“Before passing gas I look behind me. But I don’t bother when I’m smoking.”

So, if you see someone in Japan look back at you and they are not smoking, you know what’s coming.

 

Diarrhea Bear 1

Posted on December 28, 2009 by Dell Atlas

The journey is beginning. Stretch your soul and toast. Diarrhea Bear is your only best friend. Admire the day.

Truer words were never spoken.

 

Unbelievable! This is not butter. 1

Posted on December 26, 2009 by Dell Atlas

Unbelievable! This is not butter.

Imflowing – I love cat 0

Posted on December 23, 2009 by Dell Atlas

“I love cat
Only imflowing you don’t flowing imflowing
I must go to you stay a place”

There is deeper message in here…keep reading.

Please Eat Japan 1

Posted on December 21, 2009 by Dell Atlas

At least they warn you about their English skill level by asking you to eat the country.

Perhaps Godzilla would find Japan delicious.

Or in the words of an old movie…
“It orders the items on the menu, or it gets the hose again.”

Stick Face and Skis in Snow 1

Posted on December 16, 2009 by Dell Atlas

I agree with the message but wow is that an awkward way to say it.



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