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especially thick milk 5

Posted on December 25, 2011 by Dell Atlas
Funny Typo

Funny Misspelling Credit: annoiata

I don’t want to know what makes the milk especially thick.

Engrish – Man Toilet 0

Posted on December 08, 2011 by Dell Atlas
Funny Typo

Funny Misspelling Credit: Leithcote

Does this even need commentary. Ladies?

Engrish Forest Sign 1

Posted on December 07, 2011 by Dell Atlas
Please Bring Your Litter Home

Funny Misspelling Credit: Leithcote

Please Bring Your Litter Home

Waffles are a thing of the West 1

Posted on December 02, 2011 by admin

Mm, my favorite breakfast just like Momma used to make: Wapples!

I wouldn’t order from this menu 1

Posted on November 29, 2011 by admin

Honestly, how could you tell the server what you wanted when you really can’t tell what it is that they have? And personally, I would stay away from anything that says it has burning carbon or halogen in the title.

Hurted Ass Man 0

Posted on November 21, 2011 by admin

the-hurted-ass-man-engrish

“This water power is very strong. The skinny and the hurted ass man must be careful about using it.”

Okay, I can actually translate this engrish warning message. The water pressure is very powerful and if you are too skinny or have hemorrhoids you should be careful when using. Yay! I win the prize. But reading hurted ass man sound so much better.

You Talk Like Angel Walk like model…WTF? 0

Posted on November 18, 2011 by admin

engrish-jackpot

I’m not sure these insults are effective when the engrish is so overwhelming. I’m strong like Rambo. Look Like Hero. But Your Brain just like Potato? What? At least they spelled potato correctly.

Not you again 1

Posted on November 14, 2011 by admin

Another amusing and odd way to describe a dish on the menu mentioned in the previous menu. I really have no idea what is in this dish except for gooseneck, and that isn’t very reassuring.

Rats Will Look At Your Butt 0

Posted on October 25, 2011 by admin

cigarette butts

“I threw my cigarette butt into the drain. That is to say, I hid it in the drain”

Apparently if you drop your cigarette into the sewer in Japan, rats will stare at your butt.

Use the thrash receptacle 1

Posted on October 24, 2011 by admin

What is thrash? How can I know if I’m dumping my thrash illegally if I don’t even know what it is?



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