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Authrized Reseller Comments Off

Posted on April 17, 2013 by admin


They just aren’t an authorized speller.

Submitted by Kelly C.

Hand and Cheese Sandwich Comments Off

Posted on April 10, 2013 by admin


I wonder if the hand is whole or sliced?

Submitted by Jeff S.

Funny Menu Misspellings & Typos Comments Off

Posted on February 01, 2013 by admin

Menu Misspellings Made to Order

Yummy, yummy Frish Cakes on this erroneous menu.


What’s misspelled on this menu? Preserved Cabbage or Barbecue Comb?


Who doesn’t love a plate of Black Fungers?


Here is some information about designing your menu, without typos.

Essentials For Effective Menu Design

Designing a good menu for your restaurant is very important to maximize sales. There are many possibilities but there are also many challenges in coming up with a good design. The fact is that designing a good menu can boost your sales by as much as 10%. You should follow these easy tips below for the best designs for your menus:

First, you should try to capture the real atmosphere of your restaurant with your menu. Is your place an Italian bistro or a sports bar, or a diner? You will want to use fonts, colors and other design elements that will show the theme and feel of your eatery. Your menu design will need to show customers what they are going to experience in food and service quality.

Second, you should promote in your menu what you want to sell the most. You will want to make sure your menu is very easy to read and you should be able to draw your customers to the items that you most want to sell. You should try to point out special products and house special dishes in graphic elements that will help them to most stand out. As a restauranteur, you should have a good idea of which food products give you the most profit. It is very important that your menu design is an effective marketing document to promote those items.

Third, you should take care to position your items in your menu. Most menus that you see are in this order: appetizers, main courses, desserts, and beverages. This generally works well in the US because this is how people normally eat their meals. You should be sure that all of your sections of the menu are very easy to read and all items are easy to find.

However, you will want to change up the design a bit to promote any specials that you have. This means that you should have your specials placed at the top of the menu where people will see them. If you have a tri-fold menu design, you will want to put your specials normally in the center panel. If you have a four page menu, you should probably place your specials on the top of the right hand, inside page.

Fourth, remember to have a lot of good images of your dishes. It is very important to study the design of your competition’s menus and make sure that the pictures of your dishes really look great. You do not want your spaghetti to look bland and regular. Try to give it an extra tasty appearance with herb and tomatoes, and try to include images of an Italian kitchen or happy patrons.

The last item to remember when you are designing your menu is that a menu often is taken home and put on the fridge. That menu could be used to market your dishes for a long, long time. So, remember that by designing a very attractive menu, you could be getting yourself customers for months to come.

After you have come up with a winning menu design, you then will need to find the best printing company you can to print your menu.

Information provided by MaverickLabel.com

Bad grammar 4

Posted on December 01, 2012 by admin

Smile Your On Camera

Smile Your On Camera

So many errors, so little time Comments Off

Posted on November 19, 2012 by admin

so many errors, so little time

I felt compelled to submit the attached image from some actual printed promotional material. Five examples of poor grammar / command of English, one typographical error, and a stray Grocer’s apostrophe! All of this in a few short statements, like it had never been through any proof reading stage.

submitted by Chris M.

For quality green printing, I like Conquest Graphics.

Use bas grammar at your own risk 1

Posted on November 11, 2012 by admin

Sometimes I get confused with my subject-verb agreement when I have too many subjects in different numbers too.

What Do You Wont? 8

Posted on November 07, 2012 by admin

“Found this Today while walking down the Street here in Australia :D Gave my friend and I a good laugh.”

Submitted by Lindsey Ward

Your offer free talking? Sign me up! There’s nothing I wont more than to get rid off my loneliness.

New Arrival at LaGuardia Airport Comments Off

Posted on November 01, 2012 by admin

“Your tax dollars at work!”

Submitted by Peter Ruben

Don’t click here, click her! Comments Off

Posted on October 25, 2012 by admin

At least we know the child is a female, otherwise this would be confusing.

This was an ad from a news website.  Apparently, good spelling is not a prerequisite for this job.

submitted by Jeri

We all need more meaningful concussions. Comments Off

Posted on October 23, 2012 by admin

Setup:  Yellow Springs, Ohio is a village of about 4,000 residents.  The Village Human Relations Committee meets quarterly.  They provide oversight of police actions.  Issue #5 is an interesting observation on their conclusions or concussions…



Human Relations Commission Meeting Minutes for July 2010
Present: Joan Chappelle, John Booth, Patti Dallas, Gerry Simms, 2 citizens arrived midway thru meeting
Minutes of June 2010 approved
Citizen’s Concerns: None
Old business:
1. Youth Building Workshop – planning for all day workshop August 8th. Place TBD
2. Skate Park Music Fest – Event held 11 July 2010. Gathered input from skaters on what they would like. Council may match up to $50,000 for park improvements. Each HRC member was asked to think of a ways fund park improvements.
3. Website – A meeting will be held week of 17 July to learn how to manage the site.
4. Block Party Plans – plans are progressing for a number of parties the 21st of August.
5. Report on Police data – Data was provided from 1991 to present. No meaningful concussions could drawn from the data. Will ask the police chief to provide data on youth and minorities to see if it can be determined if discrimination exists.

Submitted by anonymous.

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