Archive for the ‘Bad Grammar’
The Apostrophe Strike’s Again Comments Off
So many errors, so little time Comments Off
I felt compelled to submit the attached image from some actual printed promotional material. Five examples of poor grammar / command of English, one typographical error, and a stray Grocer’s apostrophe! All of this in a few short statements, like it had never been through any proof reading stage.
submitted by Chris M.
For quality green printing, I like Conquest Graphics.
Sometimes I get confused with my subject-verb agreement when I have too many subjects in different numbers too.
I Don’t See Anything Wrong With This Sign, Do You? DIDN’T THINK SO.
Alright, I understand the tallow toast (buttered toast basically) and even the earthnut toast (peanut butter toast), but the cheese ham stew toast and France toast?
All Sale Are Final Comments Off
Here’s one to put a smile on your face, or a dagger in your subject-verb agreement heart.
For those who want to know what this says without putting forth the effort of translating this mess, here is my best guess (with typos):
Council exchange *unintelligible* – I have a council stuido flat in Wallisdown own kitchen own bathroom intocom system on ground floor *unintelligible* quiet block of four *unintelligible* quiet astate pets allowed with permisson A big commual garden all fenced off If anyone would be intrested in swapping with me chan call on *number removed* I am looking to swap to Winton on Moondown on surrounding arears