Engrish & Funny Typos

Stella! Perfection Has It’s Price. Our old friend the apostrophe drops in uninvited once again.

submitted by David Spohn

Computers help send us into space but can still get the simplest things wrong. Tsk tsk.

You have to be a perfect to proove you can make it in America these days.

I work for the Department of Labor adjudicating workers’ compensation cases.  This piece comes from an official statement sent in to explain how the injury occurred (or as he wrote “a curd”).  I only wish I could deny people on the basis of poor grammar.

submitted by Danielle Bonaccorso

We’ve all seen our share of misused apostrophes, but this one was over the top.  Found in a restaurant in Portland, OR.

submitted by Nathan Shields

This is from Bali, Indonesia, where not a whole lot of well-speaking English people live, obviously.

John Currier from Gastonia, NC gets credit for this one.

This construction area is obviously not meant for the general public, because this time, it’s personal.

Honestly, I don’t even know if ant part of this offer has correct grammar. How can you miss so many?