Archive for the ‘Bad Grammar’
I felt compelled to submit the attached image from some actual printed promotional material. Five examples of poor grammar / command of English, one typographical error, and a stray Grocer’s apostrophe! All of this in a few short statements, like it had never been through any proof reading stage.
submitted by Chris M.
Sometimes I get confused with my subject-verb agreement when I have too many subjects in different numbers too.
I Don’t See Anything Wrong With This Sign, Do You? DIDN’T THINK SO.
Alright, I understand the tallow toast (buttered toast basically) and even the earthnut toast (peanut butter toast), but the cheese ham stew toast and France toast?
Here’s one to put a smile on your face, or a dagger in your subject-verb agreement heart.
For those who want to know what this says without putting forth the effort of translating this mess, here is my best guess (with typos):
Council exchange *unintelligible* – I have a council stuido flat in Wallisdown own kitchen own bathroom intocom system on ground floor *unintelligible* quiet block of four *unintelligible* quiet astate pets allowed with permisson A big commual garden all fenced off If anyone would be intrested in swapping with me chan call on *number removed* I am looking to swap to Winton on Moondown on surrounding arears