Engrish & Funny Typos

I’ll thak you to use spell check. Have a nic day!

Them cooked vultures are mighty tasty!

Out of the two words that are here, both are missing an ‘o’. Granted, I doubt that there is a missing oregano boy, so my money is on Oregon. Maybe next time, ABC. In all seriousness though, we wish Kyron a safe return home to his family.

Only five words on this board are spelled correctly. Can you find them?

Now really, why didn’t anyone catch this? Surely the designs for the decals must have gone through more than one person! At least they’re consistent with their misspelling, it’s wrong in their email address as well.

I think what’s worst is that they outlined their many misspellings. Maybe they were going for the look that they were so angry that they couldn’t think straight? That, or “Well, we’ve already gone this far.”

All thieves and burglars please know that you are officially invited to rob Chris AND Bob at the CVS Pharmacy. Be sure to thank them on your way out!

Oh no, I’ve got the wrong card! I left my auathorised personnel card at home.

Well, this probably isn’t going to be the prettiest cemetery, but at least it will be free of perennial droppings and unsightly schrubs, whatever those are.