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Archive for November, 2011


I wouldn’t order from this menu 1

Posted on November 29, 2011 by admin

Honestly, how could you tell the server what you wanted when you really can’t tell what it is that they have? And personally, I would stay away from anything that says it has burning carbon or halogen in the title.

Firewokrs for thought 1

Posted on November 28, 2011 by admin

If you’ve read this far in the blog, I wonder, would typos on a package or advertisement deter your from a product?

8 Days a week 0

Posted on November 26, 2011 by admin

Honestly, I have a hard time with Wednesday, but at least they were going for phonetic accuracy. Why don’t people use spellcheck anymore?

Arreola Landscaping – I want to see that! 0

Posted on November 25, 2011 by admin

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Unfortunately it seems this Hispanic company didn’t realize their name was similar to an English word…some should be sure to keep them abreast of this language translation issue.

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7 Jokes for Grammar Police & Grammar Nazis 0

Posted on November 21, 2011 by admin

grammar jokes

Hurted Ass Man 0

Posted on November 21, 2011 by admin

the-hurted-ass-man-engrish

“This water power is very strong. The skinny and the hurted ass man must be careful about using it.”

Okay, I can actually translate this engrish warning message. The water pressure is very powerful and if you are too skinny or have hemorrhoids you should be careful when using. Yay! I win the prize. But reading hurted ass man sound so much better.

You Talk Like Angel Walk like model…WTF? 0

Posted on November 18, 2011 by admin

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I’m not sure these insults are effective when the engrish is so overwhelming. I’m strong like Rambo. Look Like Hero. But Your Brain just like Potato? What? At least they spelled potato correctly.

Get the giggles out now 0

Posted on November 17, 2011 by admin

There really isn’t much to say without getting inappropriate, so let’s all just point and laugh and move on with our lives. Agreed? Good.

“C” doesn’t have a buddy 0

Posted on November 16, 2011 by admin

Well, I appreciate that they’re trying to be clever, and they made a good effort, but evidence of intelligence should never be substituted for cuteness.

Not you again 1

Posted on November 14, 2011 by admin

Another amusing and odd way to describe a dish on the menu mentioned in the previous menu. I really have no idea what is in this dish except for gooseneck, and that isn’t very reassuring.



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