Thought this was a pretty funny sign.
Is it common to get free relatives when buying furniture? This yard sale sign makes it seem so. What do you need to buy to get free siblings?
submitted by Melissa
CHECK OUT THE ENGRISH PACKAGING! They misspell alarm?! Haha. And wouldn’t the proper conjugation be “Angel Of Protection”, anyway? We say “Angel Of Death”, not “Angel Of Dying” or “Angel Of Killing”.
by Rev. Xanatos Satanicos Bombasticos
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This is posted on the door to the stairwell in my building. Every day I come home and somebody (clearly the author of this) has it propped open, with the stairwell window open. I proceed to close the window, then the door, as it is WINTER and it’s a bit chilly at night and I don’t feel like blasting the heat.
Here’s a rough translation: 1) Do you like the cigarette smoke that fills this corridor? 2) If not, then please leave this door open. Thank you.
Here’s what would have been more constructive: Please go outside to smoke, the smell wafts into our apartments. Thank you.
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Found at a local flea market. Why aren’t we surprised?
submitted by Daphne
Would you give money to this restaurant? Only if it was to help the illiterates.
From a Restaurant in the French Quarter, New Orleans, LA.
submitted by Adrianne
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I found this sign in the window of a restaurant supply company near my office. I wondered what this equipment might consist of–perhaps a box of tissues and a Sarah McLaughlin CD?
submitted by Stacey
Stella! Perfection Has It’s Price. Our old friend the apostrophe drops in uninvited once again.
submitted by David Spohn
A Prefect Wedding, the wedding you have always dreamed of.
Submitted by Sarah Henley
Computers help send us into space but can still get the simplest things wrong. Tsk tsk.
Hand Wash Sign – The best hand job in the Bronx!
I’m not sure if this is a sign for a car wash or brothel, but either way you’ll probably come out smiling!
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