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Archive for May, 2011


Festival of Hmes 1

Posted on May 31, 2011 by admin

festival-of-hmes

Is a hmes a person, place or thing? I hope it is a person. Hmes would be a cool race of people, don’t you think.

submitted by Paige

Clim These Steps Is Your Own Risk 0

Posted on May 29, 2011 by admin

clim-stairs

I took this picture in a tourist attraction in Aruba… I couldn’t contain my laughter.

How does one clim stairs? Engrish always provides a laugh.

submitted by  Nathan

No Semi’s 3

Posted on May 28, 2011 by admin

no semi's

Taken outside the Port Orange, Florida police department. Shouldn’t there be a class for the world to take on how to use the apostrophe?

submitted by Fred

Pubic Pool on Family Feud Facebook 2

Posted on May 27, 2011 by admin

family-feud-facebook

I found this playing Family Feud on Facebook.

I don’t care if it’s free towels, I’m still not getting in the water.

submitted by Shaun

My Go Jail? 0

Posted on May 26, 2011 by admin

Thanks to Afro Squad, providing funny content every day.

Keep off the gate! your go jail

Keep off the gate! your go Jail

Well, that is well said. Any warning from an illiterate should be taken seriously.

Aluminun Can Drop Off 1

Posted on May 24, 2011 by admin

It’s hard to say and it is hard to spell. But, come on, people! It’s for charity! Would the American Cancer Society Approve. And you just know a student probably did this. Oh, how I weep for the United States.

Submitted by Shirley S.

The KKK of Candy 2

Posted on May 23, 2011 by admin

kids-kandy-korner

While the “K” in Kandy and in Korner are intentionally typos, the resulting acronym probably was not. I guess racist children with a sweet tooth know where to go.

Attention Customer’s 1

Posted on May 22, 2011 by admin

Can’t we just say we give up and let people use apostrophes however they wish. Or should I say let them use apostrophe’s however they wish.

submitted by Travis

Employee’s Must Wash There Hands 0

Posted on May 21, 2011 by admin

Employee's Must Wash There Hands

Employee’s Must wash there hands before returning to work!

Wow, a double score found at a Burger King in Florida. We get the wrong use for an apostrophe and the wrong “there”.

submitted by Harlan

Jack of all traits 1

Posted on May 19, 2011 by admin

Jack of all traits

Where do I begin with this one?

Jack of all traits… traits? Is that how the saying goes?

“Though I cant hang any fancy diploma on my wall…” or even hang a fancy apostrophe on a contraction…

Can a person even be a self-proclaimed muse? My brain hurts just thinking about that one.

There are lots more. You can find the site here: http://www.jaqx.net/

submitted by Nell



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