I’m not sure what they think that I think I can do, but I know I can’t dapge. I mean, who can in this day and age. Well, at least I can dance. Hey, wait a minute…
You have to be a perfect to proove you can make it in America these days.
I’m confused on just who will be towed away. Probably best to just take a cab and be dropped off. Engrish makes life so much more interesting.
Submitted by Paul, who writes:
I love this sign because it unwittingly says the opposite of what it wanted to say. Enjoy! Love the site.
If this site didn’t exist, I would be forced to create it. So thank you for allowing me to continue to bask in laziness.
“Before passing gas I look behind me. But I don’t bother when I’m smoking.”
So, if you see someone in Japan look back at you and they are not smoking, you know what’s coming.
For smoking, you definitely need a Hepa air purifier from RabbitAir.
At least we know the child is a female, otherwise this would be confusing.
This was an ad from a news website. Apparently, good spelling is not a prerequisite for this job.
submitted by Jeri
The journey is beginning. Stretch your soul and toast. Diarrhea Bear is your only best friend. Admire the day.
Truer words were never spoken.
Setup: Yellow Springs, Ohio is a village of about 4,000 residents. The Village Human Relations Committee meets quarterly. They provide oversight of police actions. Issue #5 is an interesting observation on their conclusions or concussions…
Enjoy!!!
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Human Relations Commission Meeting Minutes for July 2010
Present: Joan Chappelle, John Booth, Patti Dallas, Gerry Simms, 2 citizens arrived midway thru meeting
Minutes of June 2010 approved
Citizen’s Concerns: None
Old business:
1. Youth Building Workshop – planning for all day workshop August 8th. Place TBD
2. Skate Park Music Fest – Event held 11 July 2010. Gathered input from skaters on what they would like. Council may match up to $50,000 for park improvements. Each HRC member was asked to think of a ways fund park improvements.
3. Website – A meeting will be held week of 17 July to learn how to manage the site.
4. Block Party Plans – plans are progressing for a number of parties the 21st of August.
5. Report on Police data – Data was provided from 1991 to present. No meaningful concussions could drawn from the data. Will ask the police chief to provide data on youth and minorities to see if it can be determined if discrimination exists.
Submitted by anonymous.
Unbelievable! This is not butter.
Dear Funny Typos,
I live in Bangladesh and came across this gem while out with friends. I hope you enjoy as much as we did.
“Chines was definitely a good choice that evening. I particularly enjoyed their take on Prawn, Chicken and Lever Chow Mein.”
Bless them really, because the food was fantastic, despite their failed attempts at spelling.
All the best,
Allie C
“I love cat
Only imflowing you don’t flowing imflowing
I must go to you stay a place”
There is deeper message in here…keep reading.
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