Engrish & Funny Typos

I don’t know if this is a misspelling or just bad engrish, but that doesn’t take away from its humor.F

I frequent the Antique listings on Craig’s List. This made me laugh out loud as I suspect it was probably posted by a FAB (fresh across the border):

50/60 washer and driaer very antique emergensi sale – $350 (glendale az)
I am selling my washer y dr AMANA this machine habe alease 50/60 year old
its a excellent condition no scraches no bad paint
all original I paid 600$ dollar 10 years ago
I used for decorection but its work perfect no mechanic problems
nice for hause decorection.–washer and draier busines o colector people
I am askin onli 350 $ dollar -tre hundre and fifti dollar O B O
but will consideration a reasonamle ofert.
for mor detail inf please gibeme call at ( 623 ) 418 – 5374
———————se abla espanol——————-

Talk about “sound it out”!

Submitted by Missi Green

At first I thought the store may have been named Bunnies, but then I remembered usually, a business closes, not a bunny.

submitted by Fatema Ghasletwala

So the body is then being removed by the face, or the other way around? Either way, it sounds painful.

I have always wanted to stay in the best hotles in the world. I hope to stay in some high class motles as well.

submitted by Sybil Chenault

I found this typo on a site of children’s dress-up games. I wonder how someone would end up typing medding for wedding, were they holding the laptop upside down? The address of the site is on the picture.

submitted by Leanan

While there are other typos within the story, the irony of misspelling “knowledge” is good enough to stand on its own.

I feel like I need a whole category for fast food restaurant signs with bad grammar and missed typos. What does this say about the teenagers of America and the foreigners who manage them?

submitted by Shirley Renicker

Concession trailers by Custom Concessions.

What the heck is that white goo spilling all over the fish. I know it says coconut cream but my brain is telling me something else.

submitted by Lynda Finn

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Ah, the simplicity of this one is very gratifying. Sometimes, after all the complex Engrish paragraphs, something like this comes along and reminds you what it all about.