Engrish & Funny Typos

Is this a misspelling or lost in translation? Either way it’s hilarious.

Are instead of Our – Why is this typo so frequent?

submitted by Leanan

How close is it? Why do I need to go to the next cashier if this one’s close?

Honestly, I don’t even know if ant part of this offer has correct grammar. How can you miss so many?

This place must be in the south where the letter “g” has been abolished at the end of present participles.

Funny typo on a cigarette lighter display at a gas station. Also, those cats chasing the fawn are cheetahs, not leopards.

Singing is now a type of legal signature in Biggar High School.

I don’t care what comes with it, spas filled with poo are difficult selling points.

I love your blog.

Not sure if this counts but on an unofficial Desperate Housewives Bag available on Ebay Edie’s character is spelled Eddie.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/DESPERATE-HOUSEWIVES-MESSENGER-BAG-2_W0QQitemZ250406744135QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item250406744135&_trksid=p3286.m63.l1177

Also, no pics to show this, but on a webinar recently a man was very upset that his website had got “lost in spider space”.

My Dad told me he had to have his “nymph glands” checked and insists on asking for “pompadoms” in Indian restaurants.

Take care

Paula

Foul-lane in first paragraph. Wow, the editors are getting oh-so lazy. Some of these graphics, I tell ya, make me want to lock myself in prison and throw away the key. I feel like I’m no longer fit to live on a planet where people misuse our grammar in such egregious ways. Go on, build a holding cell and fence me in. I would rather remain in a cell for the rest of my natural life then face the harsh reality of living in a nightmare world where people make spelling and grammatical mistakes constantly.

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